Get them banned?

A recent survey revealed that some 66 percent of the morbid fangirls demanded (...or should I say pleaded) the higher ups to ban the gang. India Forums, better known as Fanbot Forums has gained a reputation  for abusing the basic freedom of speech of its members. Some phangirls love to have sex with the report button and quite often their demands are met. The question remains, will India Forums start valuing the Non-Fans instead of submitting to the demands of phangirls?

 It seems plausible now. This gang has started a new revolution on India Forums. On one hand where Barun Soaptea rabid fanbots walk naked on the street to protest against the channel, the gang protests against any violation of the basic human rights on India Forums.

103 creeps may be willing to kiss some asses to get their demands met but 53 sane souls are still out there. Once again lets congratulate the "gang" members for their continuing support to fight against the plague aka Barun Soaptea and his phankhas. An E middle finger to the fanbots who assume that reporting us would help.

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3380045

Another Dhamaaal In Iss Shit Ko Kya Naam Doon

Hello my lonely fanbotwas.  I understand that last couple of weeks haven't been quite cherishing for you especially since your favorite show "Iss Shit Ko Main Kya Naam Doon" was taken off air. Considering your present state, which although warrants a psychiatric appointment, the board of ZAXO CELEB EVALUATION THREAD decided to take your grievances to the man ultimately responsible '' Mr Barun Soaptea. Our chat transcript is attached below.  

Omnipotence: Hello Mr Barun Soaptea!  Now that you're back on to the streets since ISKKND has ended, what are your future plans?

Barun Soaptea: Hi Omni. Firstly to clear that I am no longer Soaptea since unlike Soap and Tea , I am no longer available to public i.e. my show is taken off air. To get back on your question in regards to my future plans'well I'm not sure of it at the moment.  I have been receiving some film offers but the directors and the producers only want my role to be limited to 30 seconds. They feel that I can only commit to my role for such a short span of time before I go on whining about quitting. I wonder what makes them think as such''

Chandramukhi: Do you have any plans to sign up for Mahesh Bhatt films or join Blue Film Industry?

Barun Soaptea: Hi CM. Wow. I like your directness! I have always enjoyed films like Jism , Murder, Girl Friend to mention a few.  If Sunny Leone is cast opposite then I would give my consent to any director immediately. I find her "yummy on screen"

HelloHiByeBye: Are you aware of some maniacs running naked on the streets of London and chanting your name?

Barun Soaptea: I knew this would come up.  I NEVER requested my fans to stoop to such levels. It actually makes me ashamed. Okay you love me, go drool over me.  Shouting and Protesting on streets is like insane especially since I care damn about what fans wish. Quitting ISKKND was an example. I only laugh at such immature lonely souls.  Take TV for entertainment. Not as a drug!

Sarun.Dewaani: You call yourself an actor? Really? I'm sick of your constipated expression in every other scene you act. Quit acting I must say.

Barun Soaptea: Hey Hey! You cannot doubt my acting skills. Didn't you see how I fooled the fans until the 11^th hour and made them believe that I wasn't quitting? Doesn't that count as acting?

I would like to apologize for such expressions. It's only when I eat pulses before my shoots. My bowel movements slow down and my face reflects the torture my intestines are going through at that very moment.

CMPunk and The Trollercoaster : Actually we never knew about you until one of the fangirl cool viewbie ordered us to move out of the forum as our opinions regarding ISKKND forum didn't go well with her.  What do you have to say about such authorities who misuse their powers?

Barun Soaptea: Well I would like to apologize for what she did. At times my fans cross limit and even piss me off. It's saddening to see those vested with powers supporting such actions.  That's the problem of our nation. Politicians and those empowered misuse their power. The selection criteria should be more stringent and comprehensive to ensure only the right ones are appointed. Just recently a member Zee News was virtually harassed on India Forums by my so called fans. I actually loathe such emotional freaks who use me as an excuse to take out their personal vendetta against a fellow member. It was a slap to my fans when what Zee News mentioned earlier turned out to be a mere reality!

Be.A.Rebel  and Pentaminous :  Have you ever heard of Barun Sobti Destruction Squad? Fanbotwa.blogspot.com.   It has some of your sexiest pictures and guess what? The Admins of India Forum had to change the policy of "external content" thanks to our blog. Do check it out!

Barun Soaptea: I've heard a lot about the blog. It's saddening to see how freedom of speech isn't valued by IF Admins. If celeb fans can go on to create protection squads/ fan clubs why are the non fans deprived of the opportunity to express themselves?

Nitu_The_Twisted : Have you ever considered of doing films /soaps like doostana? I've always felt that you're more into men.

Barun Soaptea: Of course if given a chance to work with hotties like Ram Kapoor, Rajpal Yadev, Mika Singh and Ravi Kissen!!

Barun Soaptea: Okay guys it was nice to have a word with you all. I really do not understand why many of my fans advised me not to talk to you.  You folks are geniuses and trust me, my fans need to learn a lot from you. There is no point of fantasying a D grade telly celeb and end up with U/F grades in your school life. I say this because, judging my fans on the basis of their actions, its only safe to assume that they're bunch of 12-13 year olds morally and socially deprived souls.  Only if you guys could continue to tutor them over India Forums, I would be thankful to you all.

Thank you for promoting the blog- India Forum Members!

Barun Destruction Squad would like to thank the following members for their continuous effort to promote this blog.

1  -ChandraMukhi-
2   Omnipotence

3   Chocobear 

4  Pentaminous

5   SuperNatural

6.   x-Reshu-x-

7    sarun.dewaani

8.   sosweet

9   HelloHiByeBye

10. Xaffron

11-sonisaim

12-Nitu_thetwisted

13-Vibz88
14-CMPunk 
15-The Trollercoaster  India Forum Admins had to change the policy because of these members. They brought a change. Big round of applause for them. Incase you aren't aware of any such thing, refer to the new policy. The link is at bottom of this page.

PS Fanbotwas, reporting ain't working in here. Continue to lick SOBTI's vagina you morbid sexually transmitted sobti germs.

http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=3307630

A post from India Forum Member!

This post serves as a reality check for many out there. Highly oversensitive fanbotwas are hereby requested to ignore it as per their ease. The members, Omnipotence and his gang bear no responsibility of any emotional, mental, psychological injury caused to fanbotwas in reading, comprehending, understanding or interpreting this post. Liability is restricted to fullest extent permitted by law.  If a certain segment of, just another telly actor fanbotwas, finds it religiously offensive, assuming that they worship a certain soap celeb, they are encouraged to lick/kiss the retard button (courtesy Zainab007-Report button). Any phankha jumping in this thread with their weapons will bear full responsibility of any emotional, mental, psychological injury caused to him. Having said that, it would be best to make it clear that Petition House (Production House) or StarFlush are in no way related to this post nor "fund" any such activity to defame just another telly celeb.

Getting back to the post, I called up StarFlush yet again.  My earlier queries did not receive a satisfactory answer so I had no choice but to dial their number, again. This time I thought to change my identity and sound like an overly sensitive Soaptea drooler.

Saturday November 24 2012 14:36PM (IST)

Omnipotence: (Dials up the number)…….. It connects!

Operator: Namastey sir, how may I help you?

Omnipotence: Hi, can you please transfer the call to CEO of Star India Limited

Operator: May I know who you are?

Omnipotence: (long pause for a while). .ahhmmm ahmmm. I'm a...aaa fanbotwa!

Just when I went on to explain the term, she interrupted

Operator: Sir, we know what fanbotwas are. We answer their 15000000 calls per second and dispose off zillions of their petitions in Indian Ocean each day.

Omnipotence: Can you please just transfer the call? I'm not paying the telephone bill to hear about your grievance communication and handling procedure.

Operator: Sir I cannot transfer your call. CEO cannot deal with such petty issues. I know you have some queries related to Mr Soaptea but we cannot comment on it any further.

Omnipotence: Hey I didn't want to do this but guess I'm left with no other choice. Do you even know who I am? Did you check out the "Our Sponsors List" on some Blog?

Operator: (Pauses for a while…. ) Oh My God. You're from that bloggg. .Just hold on a second. Sorry for the delay. I'll immediately transfer your call. Please please please forgive me.

Omnipotence (Evil smile)

CEO: Hi how can I help you?

Omnipotence: Sir Can you please tell me about Mr Soaptea? Is he quitting the show?

CEO: Who soaptea? Never heard of him? Are you sure you're calling the correct audience? As far as I know, for soap and tea you call a corner shop or a grocery store.  

Omnipotence: Sir, the guy who plays ASR in IPKKND!!!!!

CEO: Oh that fella..  Come on now! He's not a global face who should strike my mind whenever someone mentions soaptea!! There're millions of soapteas across globe. Anyway what do you wish to ask?

Omnipotence: Sir, being a fanbotwa my sole query relates to channel's decision whether to retain him or not. Could you further elaborate on it?

CEO: Listen kiddo, you have no idea of the complete picture. I appreciate your concerns but IPKKND is not an end! Just enjoy the show Iss Shit Ko Kya Naam Doon as long as it airs. We'll be introducing various other cartoons and Children friendly shows to compensate you for IPKKND. As or now, just relax and play with your dolls.

Omnipotence: How can you assume I'm a kid?

CEO: (laughs out loud ) Beta, we are very well aware of IPKKND target market. Now go read a book and complete your homework. As it is, we're being sued by primary schools as they believe our show IPKKND is interfering with school curriculum and school life.  Okay beta, I gotcha go. My daughter just turned 13 today and I promised to gift her soapti action figure, if not the actor back on the show.

  

Omnipotence: But sir my query is still not…….. ..(He hangs up the call)

 Conclusion?

1-      Soaptea is not end of the world; many actors come and go each day.

2-      Soaptea is not a global face. He's just another telly actor

3-      Don't worry about the show. There are many alternatives like Cartoon network, Pogo, Disney Channel, Baby TV to name a few.

4-      Do not waste ink to write petitions. Only Sharks of Indian Ocean read them.

5-      Most importantly, do not reach any conclusion. Who know about motivates of Soaptea? He might be doing this to hike up his contract price as he knows how to play with the brain cells of 12-13 year olds.  

Buncha hungry pigs going for UK protest? For that quitter sobti?

Okay so it's all over BBC that UK Border Agency has requested the Public Forensic Department to conduct an investigation of some folks who intend to protest on streets? 

 The results of investigation were quite shocking per se. It revealed that such protest in no way whatsoever threatens the national security or national assets of the UK. 

 Instead the protest is planned to be carried out by members of some website "India Forums".  

 The Forensic Investigation team was quite shocked to hear from one of the suspect recently detained at the airport. Apparently he travelled all over from Mumbai to join this protest. He identified himself as a fanbotwa who felt that his presence would somehow affect the decision of StarFlush to retain some soap-ti guy.

 The investigation team has called back the security as they felt psychiatrists were more needed for this cause.  Nevertheless as per the orders of Queens Bench Division, any such fanbotwa will be arrested if found  guilty of running all over the streets, shouting their lungs out for soapti's retention in Iss shit ko main kya naam doon.  

 Conclusion - If you wish to spend your remaining life in some UK asylum or be charged with criminal offense for being a public nuisance, go ahead with the protest.. 

 The goras are so not willing to accept bunch of IF Sizzlers, IF Rockers, IF Dazzlers, IF Addicts taking off their shirts on public to show support for Soap-ti guy.

 Develop an understanding of UK's Regulatory Environment.

 Despite being a developed nation, Asylums and Prisons still do not offer Wifi services nor do they subscribe for StarFlush on prisoners request. How would you survive without  your drug then (IPPKND-the show and the forum)?

 Remain at home, write petitions and flush them yourself. .. at least that's what the producers do with fanbotwas petitions!!

[Courtesy Pentaminous.]Highlights of the Protest

Viraf Patel the real ASR - Courtesy IF Member

Yayyy, Viraf Patel 

I would start watching this show only for you. Come kick Sobti off his high chair and take over the ASR fame. You would rock his character. Sobti couldn't do it for me, he lacked the charm. He was big bleh for me, never worked. Viraf, come on dude, don't be scared of some insecure fans. We are with you. Can't wait to see you rocking those ASR suits, finally someone who can pull it off than looking like a stick 

Go Viraf Go 

Karma is a bitch - Courtesy India Forum Member

Karma is a bitch, yes you heard it right.

Finally BS is leaving which was mentioned on this forum by our very own lovely member. Poor thing got cyber bullied and made fun of for providing the correct info. IPK forum and fans, you fall flat on the face when your favorite decided to become part of that Karma and finally he is leaving 

That's why they say, always appreciate with what you get. That member did a favor on you all to be prepared for this so called apocalypse, but what did she get in return, being called bitch and made fun of her left right and center, bullied in all literal sense. And the double standard, people who love abusing the report button for slight Barun bashing didn't hesitate to participate in a veteran member bashing. Bravo at the hypocrisy 

Barun, thank you for this awesome Karma, many deserved it. Now I can finally say "ON YOUR FACE" people  I am so happy with this decision of yours, you kicked some of the fans off their high chair, I love you Barun

P.S: Freedom of speech alert