Another Dhamaaal In Iss Shit Ko Kya Naam Doon

Hello my lonely fanbotwas.  I understand that last couple of weeks haven't been quite cherishing for you especially since your favorite show "Iss Shit Ko Main Kya Naam Doon" was taken off air. Considering your present state, which although warrants a psychiatric appointment, the board of ZAXO CELEB EVALUATION THREAD decided to take your grievances to the man ultimately responsible '' Mr Barun Soaptea. Our chat transcript is attached below.  

Omnipotence: Hello Mr Barun Soaptea!  Now that you're back on to the streets since ISKKND has ended, what are your future plans?

Barun Soaptea: Hi Omni. Firstly to clear that I am no longer Soaptea since unlike Soap and Tea , I am no longer available to public i.e. my show is taken off air. To get back on your question in regards to my future plans'well I'm not sure of it at the moment.  I have been receiving some film offers but the directors and the producers only want my role to be limited to 30 seconds. They feel that I can only commit to my role for such a short span of time before I go on whining about quitting. I wonder what makes them think as such''

Chandramukhi: Do you have any plans to sign up for Mahesh Bhatt films or join Blue Film Industry?

Barun Soaptea: Hi CM. Wow. I like your directness! I have always enjoyed films like Jism , Murder, Girl Friend to mention a few.  If Sunny Leone is cast opposite then I would give my consent to any director immediately. I find her "yummy on screen"

HelloHiByeBye: Are you aware of some maniacs running naked on the streets of London and chanting your name?

Barun Soaptea: I knew this would come up.  I NEVER requested my fans to stoop to such levels. It actually makes me ashamed. Okay you love me, go drool over me.  Shouting and Protesting on streets is like insane especially since I care damn about what fans wish. Quitting ISKKND was an example. I only laugh at such immature lonely souls.  Take TV for entertainment. Not as a drug!

Sarun.Dewaani: You call yourself an actor? Really? I'm sick of your constipated expression in every other scene you act. Quit acting I must say.

Barun Soaptea: Hey Hey! You cannot doubt my acting skills. Didn't you see how I fooled the fans until the 11^th hour and made them believe that I wasn't quitting? Doesn't that count as acting?

I would like to apologize for such expressions. It's only when I eat pulses before my shoots. My bowel movements slow down and my face reflects the torture my intestines are going through at that very moment.

CMPunk and The Trollercoaster : Actually we never knew about you until one of the fangirl cool viewbie ordered us to move out of the forum as our opinions regarding ISKKND forum didn't go well with her.  What do you have to say about such authorities who misuse their powers?

Barun Soaptea: Well I would like to apologize for what she did. At times my fans cross limit and even piss me off. It's saddening to see those vested with powers supporting such actions.  That's the problem of our nation. Politicians and those empowered misuse their power. The selection criteria should be more stringent and comprehensive to ensure only the right ones are appointed. Just recently a member Zee News was virtually harassed on India Forums by my so called fans. I actually loathe such emotional freaks who use me as an excuse to take out their personal vendetta against a fellow member. It was a slap to my fans when what Zee News mentioned earlier turned out to be a mere reality!

Be.A.Rebel  and Pentaminous :  Have you ever heard of Barun Sobti Destruction Squad? Fanbotwa.blogspot.com.   It has some of your sexiest pictures and guess what? The Admins of India Forum had to change the policy of "external content" thanks to our blog. Do check it out!

Barun Soaptea: I've heard a lot about the blog. It's saddening to see how freedom of speech isn't valued by IF Admins. If celeb fans can go on to create protection squads/ fan clubs why are the non fans deprived of the opportunity to express themselves?

Nitu_The_Twisted : Have you ever considered of doing films /soaps like doostana? I've always felt that you're more into men.

Barun Soaptea: Of course if given a chance to work with hotties like Ram Kapoor, Rajpal Yadev, Mika Singh and Ravi Kissen!!

Barun Soaptea: Okay guys it was nice to have a word with you all. I really do not understand why many of my fans advised me not to talk to you.  You folks are geniuses and trust me, my fans need to learn a lot from you. There is no point of fantasying a D grade telly celeb and end up with U/F grades in your school life. I say this because, judging my fans on the basis of their actions, its only safe to assume that they're bunch of 12-13 year olds morally and socially deprived souls.  Only if you guys could continue to tutor them over India Forums, I would be thankful to you all.